A DOG'S GUIDE TO SNOWMEN
A DOG'S GUIDE TO SNOWMEN
1. Observe the snowman from a distance of at least a dozen feet.
2. If speech is heard or motion is detected, GTHO. Snowmen love the taste of dogflesh.
3. If snowman is NOT abominable (see #2) approach and give him a nice "yellow rinse" for all to see.
ai 4gawt abowt step 2! oh noez!
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